did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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