She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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