my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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