I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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