just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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