super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
23 People Have Step Parents That Are Younger Than Them
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?