Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  After last night I still want u

  (810): View more from Michigan

  But please keep that on the DL

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): After last night I still want u (810): But please keep that on the DL http://tfl.nu/ivgw
  Replies (5) Good night (917) Bad night (1081)
• Favorite

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (701): Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave? http://tfl.nu/y6y0
  Replies (17) Good night (4950) Bad night (1089)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name. http://tfl.nu/cvf5
  Replies (18) Good night (6646) Bad night (1291)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips." http://tfl.nu/kfac
  Replies (6) Good night (2593) Bad night (1318)
• Favorite

  (760): View more from California

  I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (760): I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation. http://tfl.nu/wrn9
  Replies (9) Good night (4225) Bad night (956)
• Favorite

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (337): Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think? http://tfl.nu/0xiw
  Replies (9) Good night (985) Bad night (1354)
• Favorite

  (778): View more from British Columbia

  We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (778): We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in? http://tfl.nu/nu3d
  Replies (11) Good night (1251) Bad night (3065)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!" http://tfl.nu/srq7
  Replies (7) Good night (3139) Bad night (629)
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.

  (904): View more from Florida

  Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying. (904): Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again http://tfl.nu/fp8z
  Replies (2) Good night (476) Bad night (890)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd. http://tfl.nu/1o4y
  Replies (19) Good night (2740) Bad night (569)
• Favorite

  (801): View more from Utah

  I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (801): I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner! http://tfl.nu/dody
  Replies (4) Good night (821) Bad night (436)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire http://tfl.nu/4zum
  Replies (7) Good night (791) Bad night (347)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not. http://tfl.nu/3nps
  Replies (2) Good night (370) Bad night (703)
• Favorite

  (417): View more from Missouri

  You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (417): You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude http://tfl.nu/zezo
  Replies (0) Good night (441) Bad night (377)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100! http://tfl.nu/g89y
  Replies (3) Good night (460) Bad night (198)

Randomize