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(303): View more from Colorado

There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...

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(770): View more from Georgia

If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.

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(703): View more from Virginia

bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..

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(817): View more from Texas

As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.

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(410): View more from Maryland

she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"

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(501): View more from Arkansas

you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.

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