she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems