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• (805): View more from California

  who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  She bit a glass in half.

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• (805): View more from California

  You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob

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• (707): View more from California

  We are horrible

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  Yeah but we're also awesome

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