So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
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Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Is her dick bigger than yours?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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