I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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