Have you finally orgasmed yet?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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