the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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