try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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