is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
