thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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