WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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