Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
