Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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