Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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