Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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