Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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