awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
its not stalking. its research.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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