Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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