You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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