A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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