Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There's always time for handjobs
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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