She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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