I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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