Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My life is pants optional.
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