i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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