I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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