sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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