Non-Jews are for practice
either way he was missing a nipple.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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