S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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