I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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