why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize