I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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