So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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