...so i touched it.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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