Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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