i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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