brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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