I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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