PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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