So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
High School Students Hilariously Rank Celebrities By Their Stank For Class Project
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
15 Things You Truly Understand If You Sleep Next To Someone Who Snores Like A Rhinoceros Every Night
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?