Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Randomize
