god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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