a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
