I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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