Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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