Me too!
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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