just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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