whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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