the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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