In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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